Thursday, September 9, 2010

Stunning Press Release puts WP's Porterhouse Team in tough spot - AP Wire

In a stunning and potentially inflammatory press release hitting the wires all over the world this morning, oft-absent forward Doug Flaherty boldy exclaimed:

"I GUARANTEE a Championship in this year's White Plains Men's League - that's right, Guarantee a Championship this year!"

AP News has learned that despite being removed from the team's Summer hoops at SUNY/Manhattanville email distribution chain, Flaherty has been working out secretly with members of his teammate and star point guard Jimmy Nangle's family in an undisclosed church gym in upper Westchester County and that the apparent rift between him and team superstar Todd Brooks, as prominently reported by the National Enquirer earlier this summer, is much ado about nothing.

Brooks could not be reached for comment on their rift nor could Flaherty who was allegedly in the gym shooting yet even more free throws.

Larry Toglia, star shooting guard, was visibly stunned when told of Flaherty's bold prediction and referred all further inquiries to his publicist, Robert O'Toole before boarding his yacht in Mamaroneck Harbor.

More to follow on this story....

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