Breaking News - TMZ.com

Celebrity website TMZ is now reporting that Porterhouse Forward Doug Flaherty, subsequent to making a bold prediction and Guaranteeing a Championship next season, is going to miss training camp and will stay away until he receives the WP League T-Shirt he was promised as a reward for his team making the playoffs last year!

Taking a page out of Darrelle Revis' playbook, Flaherty's agent Robert O'Toole was quoted as saying:

"This can all be resolved quickly if Porterhouse Management would just deliver the beautiful and highly sought-after green t-shirts the players were promised after the playoffs last year. It is that simple - what say you, Henry and Bantam??  Do the right thing and end this madness so my client can get back to the business of the people and help deliver that long-awaited Championship to the Porterhouse Family"

TMZ also reports that JD Donahoe is waiting for a trophy he feels he was entitled to receive from the '77-'78 playoffs. No word on his availability or intentions regarding training camp attendance.

More to follow...