The drive to the Championship for the Porterhouse squad was dealt a second devastating blow this weekend.
First Steve "Goose" Ryan shocked the hoop world with his announced retirement last week and now TMZ has learned that John "JD" Donahoe has thrown in the towel!!!
In a somber missive obtained by this reporter, JD apparently had one too many conversations with Goose Ryan over the weekend and announced his departure!
Calls to Henry and Bantam went unreturned over the weekend and no statement was issued by Porterhouse Management. This is not good for the Championship bound team and a sense of panic is quietly setting in today.
JD did say "99% chance" so the team holds it's breath that Management can talk him out of it and exploit that 1% of wavering!!
Speculation that this is merely a ploy and attempt by JD to obtain his Divisional Champ T-Shirt immediately still hang out there on internet sites dedicated to this squad.
__NOTICE___
All Fellow Hackers.
From JD
RE: Steve Ryan "Quits"
After speaking to "Goose Ryan" at a wake last week, he made alot of sense about retiring. I thought long and hard about the idea. I am now 99% sure I will go the same route as Goose.
FACTORS: 39 year reign, started in 1971 playing for Vincents Meat Market with Jim (AKA Monsoon, Dr Death, Sweet Daddy, Russ, Big Cat, El Gato Grande,........)
5 Decades is more than enough, Too many Championships to mention 37,532 assists to legondary players: Bob Ulrich,Kenny Cain(AKA Kermit Washington) Gil Amoro, Steve Sage, Kevin Darcy, Keviin (The Rooster)?,Kevin Bass (RIP), Greg Sturdivant, Mike Hayes,...........
League Records: 25,384 fouls 789 Disqualifications Sponsor Records: 33,000 pints of Guinness 30,000 shots of Jamison.
As you can see, enough is enough
Hackingly yours,
JD
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