Tuesday, January 11, 2011

AMBER ALERT!!! AMBER ALERT!!!

After a strong, if not overly pretty start, to the 2010-11 Championship Season with 2 victories, the Porterhouse Pubbers have gone missing and quickly dropped to 2-2 on the season!

After a disheartening loss after a valiant comeback effort two weeks ago, the Pubbers fell last week to the very team that knocked them out of the Playoffs last year!

Missed Free throws, lack of rebounding, turnovers, crowding underneath, poor shot selection (and these are just MY own errors) and confusion reigned for most of the match and it reflected in the final score! 

The Pubbers are not hitting on all cylinders at this point and NEED to right this ship tonight - weather permitting - at the East View Gymnasium at 7pm!

Speculation around the league is that Larry T's injury (rumored to actually be a front for an impending foot fetish scandal brewing - a la Rex Ryan of the Jets) has thrown this team into disarray and has some fans clamoring for Larry T to pull a Willis Reed and return asap - knee be damned!  Calls to Larry's Agent, Dr. Scholl, were not returned.

Recently retired Steve Ryan commented; 'I saw this coming last season and made for the exits. What can I tell ya - I have a nose for these things."

Also retired JD had this to add:  "Call me when we are in the over 40 league."

The absence of Big TJ in the middle is not helping things either and the team hopes to see him back in action soon- after his hearing on the violation of his contract terms for being injured in another league of course.

Tonight is a critical game for the Pubbers and just may decide the way this season will go from here - a Victory and the Pubbers are right back on track -- but a loss could prove devastating and really ignite a panic the likes of which this Division D league has never witnessed!

Get it done tonight Boys!!  Burn the Boats and bring home a victory!!!

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